Women's Name Brand Shoes
Dictionary for womens personal ads?
40-ish - 49 Adventurous - Slept with everyone Athletic - No tits Average looking - Ugly Beautiful - Pathological liar Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure - On medication Feminist - Fat Free spirit - Junkie Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person Fun - Annoying New Age - Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded - Desperate Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing Passionate - Sloppy drunk Professional - Bitch Voluptuous - Very Fat Large frame - Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate - Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay And finally..... A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
Public Comments
- long but love it! so true!
- lmao...it all lies
- from a women's point of view. i so agree with this. and i mean it. esp the women versus men part. the yes and NO
- PMSL! Very good, you get a gold star! ^_^
- Thanks for the giggles! Have a star!
- hahahahahaha
- usually you have nice jocks but am not a fan of this one!!!
- I like the womens English its all so true, as is the mens...
- i love it !!!!!
- u got me down on the women's english i say all of them but mean the other 10/10 plus a star
- i love cause it all so true and it made me laugh out loud so have a star ********** or to
- That momentarily gave me a smile. Now, I know what I really meant when I say I'm bored, may I have this dance?, can I call you sometime?, do you want to go to a movie?, & can I take you out to dinner? Definitely star-worthy, but I'm still sad.
- Now that's what life is really like have a STAR mate and I'm sorry I can only give one. It's actually at times like this when you see a brilliant one like this that you should be able to award multiple stars..........Any more.
- Well done, got both sexes down to a T.
- Lol, guys only think about sex. e
